How spiffing it is to be told you have a Contagious Viral Disease that affects the soft lining of your nose. Certainly sounds more sexy and technical that "I've got shit loads of snot spewing from my nose". Each to their own I guess.
Outer rim of nose getting quite crispy now - a light redness with a hint of dry skin: delightful. I find it particularly useful when trying to attract the opposite sex. There's nothing more orgasm-inducing than a slightly husky (let's face it, manly) voice accompanied by the odd sniffle and the snap of thick saliva on the lips.
I shall retreat to my nest of raging disease and contemplate the art of seduction through a veil of catarrh.
Outer rim of nose getting quite crispy now - a light redness with a hint of dry skin: delightful. I find it particularly useful when trying to attract the opposite sex. There's nothing more orgasm-inducing than a slightly husky (let's face it, manly) voice accompanied by the odd sniffle and the snap of thick saliva on the lips.
I shall retreat to my nest of raging disease and contemplate the art of seduction through a veil of catarrh.